The Woke Critic
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Star Wars: The Acolyte does everything right
Star Wars: The Acolyte transcends time, space and television to deliver Disney a bonafide hit. This is the Star Wars show you're looking for.
#StarWars #Disney #TheAcolyte
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Triggered! Why Mary Poppins is so offensive in 2024
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Mary Poppins is a spoonful of racism, sexism and ageism... The British Board of Film Classification now deems the beloved nanny to be 'potentially unsuitable for children.' Here is the full breakdown of why modern audiences find the 1964 classic so triggering. #Disney #MaryPoppins #Triggered
Dune: Part 2 is the greatest sci-fi ever...
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Dune: Part 2 shoots for the stars and misses. Denis Villeneuve's masterpiece has a piece missing and we're here to find it. Here is the good, the bad and the nearly of the spicy space drama. #Dune #Review #Videoessay
Einstein and the Woke Bomb: A Netflix Masterpiece
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Netflix has done it again! Einstein and the Bomb reveals the true history behind the genius, his flaws and one fatal mistake to ignore a woman. The atomic bomb could have been avoided with this one simple trick… #Netflix #Einstein #Documentary
What happened to Walt's Disney World?
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Walt Disney and his imagineers built the most magical place on Earth, but they never imagined a world like a modern Disney World... Here is how Bob Iger and his dream team have updated the Magic Kingdom for modern audiences. #Disney #Disneyland #Disneyworld
Madame Web is the future of superhero movies
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Madame Web catches the world of cinema in her cobweb and spins a stunning future for superhero movies. The Queen of Spiders is the queen of the big screen for Sony and Marvel. #MadameWeb #Marvel #Sony
Alexander: The Making of a Woke God
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Another masterclass in modernizing historical figures from the award-winning streaming service that brought you Queen Cleopatra. Forget what you learned in school. Alexander the Great was not so great after all.
Wicked looks wickedly good
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The Wizard of Oz changed the world of cinema. Now it is time for Wicked to change the world. The smash hit Broadway musical rights the wrongs of The Wizard of Oz and paves a new way forward for modern moviemaking.
Why Wish is a modern Disney classic
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After 100 years of trial and error, Disney finally perfects the animated picture. Wish is a dream come true for Disney fans and the start of a new renaissance for Disney. #Wish #Disney #Animation
The Hunger Games 5 is the perfect prequel
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(Note 02/17/24: Lionsgate has blocked three parts of this video essay [about a minute and a half]. The full commentary is now only available through Patreon.) Move over Katniss Everdeen... the world has a new queen! The fifth instalment in The Hunger Games franchise is a five-star classic and a perfect prequel. Today's the day to make way for Lucy Gray. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds...
The Marvels is Marvel's Masterpiece
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Marvel's latest is Marvel's greatest: a masterpiece of modern cinema and a triumphant return to form for Marvel Studios, The Marvels is superhero cinema at its finest. #TheMarvels #Disney #Masterpiece
Everything Wrong with Snow White... in 17 Minutes
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In 1937, Walt Disney's Snow White changed the world. Now it's time for the world... to change Snow White! Here is everything wrong with the 1937 classic and how the 2024 remake finally makes it right. #SnowWhite #Disney #Remake
Ahsoka is the best Star Wars show ever
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Disney has done it: Ahsoka surpasses all other Star Wars TV shows in history. The first two episodes of Ahsoka mark a new era for women and a bold new beginning for Star Wars on Disney Plus. #StarWars #Ahsoka #Disney
Why Oppenheimer is an atomic disaster... for women
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Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer shows what happens when a world is ruled by a nuclear patriarchy. Women have no voice, people lose their homes and the human race teeters on the brink of extinction. #Oppenheimer #ChristopherNolan #Patriarchy #Matriarchy #Toxicmasculinity #Barbie
The Greatest Commercials Ever Made™
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Commercials have changed. A lot. Here is how the greatest commercials ever made have been remade for modern audiences. #TV #Commercials #Adverts #Review #Breakdown #Videoessay #Media
Barbie is the MOVIE OF THE YEAR!
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Barbie is the MOVIE OF THE YEAR!
New Snow White looks PERFECT!
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New Snow White looks PERFECT!
The Incredible Success of Kathleen Kennedy at Disney
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The Incredible Success of Kathleen Kennedy at Disney
Indiana Jones 5 is a modern masterpiece
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Indiana Jones 5 is a modern masterpiece
The Flash is a FLASH OF GENIUS!
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The Flash is a FLASH OF GENIUS!
The Little Mermaid is a MASSIVE SUCCESS!
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The Little Mermaid is a MASSIVE SUCCESS!
Avatar's Pandora is NOT Safe Space
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Avatar's Pandora is NOT Safe Space
Queen Cleopatra is BEAUTIFUL!
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Queen Cleopatra is BEAUTIFUL!
Marvel: Phase 5 is DEAD
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Marvel: Phase 5 is DEAD
The Women Who SAVED Star Wars!
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The Women Who SAVED Star Wars!
Wendy (and Peter Pan) is PERFECT!
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Wendy (and Peter Pan) is PERFECT!
All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy
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All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy
Hollywood, stop killing our wives
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Hollywood, stop killing our wives
The Little Mermaid has a big problem
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The Little Mermaid has a big problem
5 Reasons HBO's The Last of Us is BETTER than the Game
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5 Reasons HBO's The Last of Us is BETTER than the Game

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @MostlyFaded420
    @MostlyFaded420 10 хвилин тому

    👨‍🎤+🍍

  • @trinityastial5161
    @trinityastial5161 16 хвилин тому

    this video has got a new sub. your sarcasm has me in stitches

  • @vancodusan9554
    @vancodusan9554 3 години тому

    JUST WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST HE RETURNED

  • @AlbieAughtie
    @AlbieAughtie 3 години тому

    Stone Cold Steve Dickhead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anthonyhanks-yv9on
    @anthonyhanks-yv9on 3 години тому

    So your argument is that rop is better because the Lord of the rings is mainly male centric. Rop is a piece of shit because it's not Tolkien, but tries to be inspired by Tolkien with terrible writers, dialogue overly bloated CGI and zero regard for the source material.

  • @muznick
    @muznick 3 години тому

    "Master Tokyo" You're killing me.

  • @seynpurrp
    @seynpurrp 4 години тому

    XD

  • @pratikmohite6202
    @pratikmohite6202 4 години тому

    lmao

  • @iamdarone
    @iamdarone 4 години тому

    I grow up with starwars, now I am a father, and I cant let my kid watch starwars. what a F* non sense is this S*?! F* disney for destroying this saga.

  • @AutomanicJack
    @AutomanicJack 6 годин тому

    man, this is funny. much better than the negative whiney reviews

  • @willtews955
    @willtews955 6 годин тому

    It hurts. It really does everytime he compliments acolytes.

  • @vladimirandrovic3012
    @vladimirandrovic3012 7 годин тому

    All the God of War games on ps2, psp, ps3 and even the first God of War on PS4 were my favorites. Santa Monica Studio can shove Ragnarok and other similar shit up their ass. Not a dollar from me my friends, God of War is dead.

  • @dritzzdarkwood4727
    @dritzzdarkwood4727 8 годин тому

    "I don't care what they tell you in school, Mon Mothma and Mara Jade scissored hard and somehow had a Force baby!"

  • @nar4ndzs
    @nar4ndzs 8 годин тому

    ye the show is dogshit

  • @_Caedwyn
    @_Caedwyn 8 годин тому

    PERFECTION

  • @phoenixrunnersnotts
    @phoenixrunnersnotts 10 годин тому

    Ahh, though you were gonna be in support of the show, im crying, this was hilarious

  • @roamcell9150
    @roamcell9150 11 годин тому

    This garbage of a show is the most racist piece of trash I've ever seen videos of

  • @janesgems7
    @janesgems7 11 годин тому

    The news outlet Medium....actually described reylo as a white supremacist ship. I knew SW was destroyed then. What a shame. Can't even have romance now if it's between white people or straights. My cousin is gay. His mate's gay AND black. They hate it. I'm a woman. I hate it as well.

  • @jpgr8937
    @jpgr8937 13 годин тому

    "Rest easy Donnie, Star Wars has you covered." 😭😭😭

  • @STUKABAKER36
    @STUKABAKER36 13 годин тому

    These are a bunch of wack ass alien spieces

  • @BubByGod
    @BubByGod 13 годин тому

    🤣🤣🤣Rainbow Light Saber🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tony-ih1pg
    @Tony-ih1pg 18 годин тому

    This showbis soooo damn bad for real. No idea how this was greenlit

  • @alliezah
    @alliezah 18 годин тому

    Finally! I missed you.

  • @JugglernautNr9
    @JugglernautNr9 19 годин тому

    this is so good

  • @niojandonker625
    @niojandonker625 19 годин тому

    did u have a father? do you need help/ by any chance, are u delusional?

  • @whitneyANDbunny
    @whitneyANDbunny 20 годин тому

    YOUR BACK !!

  • @KyleCasey-vp8gu
    @KyleCasey-vp8gu 20 годин тому

    This UA-camr is everything that’s wrong with the world. Talk about intolerance. In order preach “equality”, you can’t do it at the expense of another group. That’s called being hypocritical. I feel sorry for people like this moron. I suppose ignorance is bliss

  • @jeferonis1455
    @jeferonis1455 21 годину тому

    Amazing 😂

  • @anaguerra6645
    @anaguerra6645 День тому

    This was amazing! Made my day! Hahahahahahaahaha!

  • @2501vai
    @2501vai День тому

    Makes me wonder which white folks of today will suddenly become more diverse in the future

  • @nikolaimyhre1187
    @nikolaimyhre1187 День тому

    Fun fact: "this one" was detective Eckhardt in Tim Burton's Batman, ending up getting shot by Nicholson's Joker.

  • @Argentarius11
    @Argentarius11 День тому

    This whole review is pure delusion. It's so bad, I can't comment.

  • @garyl5128
    @garyl5128 День тому

    What's that dead carcass he's pulling? .... Star Wars Lol :) Subscribed!

  • @roicephuspulsipher9246
    @roicephuspulsipher9246 День тому

    I laughed so hard on this video.....Ohhhh, waaaay too hard, my nose is bleeding now! 🙂

  • @sba8710
    @sba8710 День тому

    The power of many lol

  • @EddieBloecher
    @EddieBloecher День тому

    What wonderful sarcasm!!! SUBSCRIBED! LOL

  • @mrnubwafle
    @mrnubwafle День тому

    I love when Lesb Ian said "May the woke be with you"

  • @ericb9931
    @ericb9931 День тому

    It's not even bad because of the Agenda, it's bad because it further makes Anakin irrelevant

  • @adibemaxwell6111
    @adibemaxwell6111 День тому

    Then you have community members like Shlong Shlocker Kyle Katarn who smokes KK's strap-on every day pushing Acolyte on twitter and YT.

  • @ptthunder
    @ptthunder День тому

    You idiots don't know anything. What about when Biden destroyed the Deathstar??....that was killing a lot of innocent illegal alien migrants that just wanted to work for The Empire, right?! So...

  • @CaptSpaceOrange
    @CaptSpaceOrange День тому

    Bit confusing as you sound like a white male, do you hate yourself? i’m a girl, and a Starwars fan, i really enjoyed Ahsoka. But i don't like this show... Darthsmiley Head butts a Lightsaber ? Seriously! 🤣

  • @mostimportant1977
    @mostimportant1977 День тому

    The nepo wife cast in green ... offends me to my very core. So dorky.

  • @jasonc209
    @jasonc209 День тому

    You have been gone too long,brother. Good to see you back!

  • @alessandrozuffi5068
    @alessandrozuffi5068 День тому

    I was waiting for this!!

  • @AustinC-ul3vq
    @AustinC-ul3vq День тому

    The power of maaaaaaanyyyyyy

  • @jonathanplooij3666
    @jonathanplooij3666 День тому

    Great video

  • @DEichenberg
    @DEichenberg День тому

    The Acolyte is as good as Biden is coherant.

  • @habituallinestepper8839
    @habituallinestepper8839 День тому

    🤡🤡🤡

  • @zen7698
    @zen7698 День тому

    Don’t worry I heard news that joe Biden will have a cameo as the twins actual father who showered with them both daily so the whole they have no father makes sense if the father forgets he had kids in a land full of lesbians that somehow didn’t die out after 40 years of its existence